This, and other mopingmechanism accounts (last.fm, twitter, soundcloud, etc), are supposed to be a supplement for my online dating profile. I'm having the exact amount of success I imagined i.e. none.

Some pics I've posted have been found on the internet. The rest are my pics/screenshots/etc.

 

jimllpaintit:

Dear Jim, Please paint Ray Mears and Bear Grylls having a survival off. Bear has managed to hollow out a badger carcass and is attempting to climb inside it whilst Ray has built a theme park out of sticks and leaves and is having a whale of a time. Thanks, Nathan

jimllpaintit:

Dear Jim,

Please paint Ray Mears and Bear Grylls having a survival off. Bear has managed to hollow out a badger carcass and is attempting to climb inside it whilst Ray has built a theme park out of sticks and leaves and is having a whale of a time.

Thanks,

Nathan

I think you’ll find the term is “batty boy” you illiterate fucktard. If you’re going to use a homophobic slur at least use a real one.

I think you’ll find the term is “batty boy” you illiterate fucktard. If you’re going to use a homophobic slur at least use a real one.

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doseonesite:

doseone’s FREEringTONE of the MONTH!:

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(for iOS users, just download&throw the above in your “tones” folder)

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love, Mr.One…

Facebook knows me so well. I can’t wait to get updates about films that came out years ago…

Facebook knows me so well. I can’t wait to get updates about films that came out years ago…

"What need to be done and how will this is achieved?"
Yeah, because that makes sense.

"What need to be done and how will this is achieved?"

Yeah, because that makes sense.

"I’m glad you emailed. We can tell you that you are Mark. How you didn’t know this already is a mystery to me"

"I’m glad you emailed. We can tell you that you are Mark. How you didn’t know this already is a mystery to me"

A friend said I should have this as my OKCupid profile pic.

A friend said I should have this as my OKCupid profile pic.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

This made me laugh so much.

This made me laugh so much.